Internet: 1, Paul Martin: 0
Step 1: Visit Google.
Step 2: Type in 'Unfortunate Combover' (no quotation marks needed).
Step 3: Hit 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
Triumph! Thanks to all the sites out there who helped out with this endeavour: Paul Martin Time, Sticks and Stones, Living in a Society, Karl, Danny, and the gone but not forgotten Tenorman... You can all sit back and laugh now at the silly little man who runs our country, his silly little budget and his silly little website.
But we mustn't rest on our laurels. There is still important work to be done. No rest until we take disappointment to his father (rude!) and then we take ethics cocktease (lewd!) and then we take Shortest Honeymoon Ever and then we're going to go to Google and we're going to take back Canadian Bacon. Yaaaaaarrgh!
Sorry. Got carried away there for a moment. Onward soldiers!