Monday Schadenfreude: Imagine Dame Judy Dench falling
Picture Dame Judy Dench. Picture her walking down the street.
"What a lovely day!" Dame Judy Dench says to no one in particular.
There is a banana peel on the sidewalk in front of her. Dame Judy Dench steps on it with her sensible shoes. She slips, flies through the air and lands on her bottom.
"Oh bother!" she exclaims crossly.
Two fat children drinking slurpees point and laugh at her.
This has been: Monday Schadenfreude. Have a good week.
Interesting fact about Dame Judy Dench: According to this, "Dame Judy Dench" is cockney rhyming slang for "stench." Tell your friends!