Thursday, March 04, 2004

Political Theatre Thursday: Stupid Like Me

"President Clinton was often known as the first black president. I wouldn't be upset if I could earn the right to be the second."
-- Democratic Presidential Nominee John Kerry, in an interview with the American Urban Radio Network yesterday. [via Pop (all nipple)]

Choose from one of the following snarky comments:
a) Shortly after his interview with the American Urban Radio Network, Kerry tossed someone else's ancestor's slave chains onto the Capitol steps.
b) When asked in a follow-up what he thought of same-sex marriage, Kerry inexplicably responded: "Word."
c) Kerry went on to add that he had many "Black brothers back in the shit."
d) In other news, Rev. Al Sharpton said that -- despite Kerry's primary wins -- he had not yet given up on his dream of becoming the country's first Hispanic President.
e) Look in the damn mirror, Whitey!

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