Courtesy of regular blog readers Anders and Erika Yates of Montreal, QC:
Picture Donald Trump, sitting in an ornate antique chair in an over-the-top, moneyed-up dining room. One of his servants brings him a sandwich on an exquisitely crafted platinum tray, and Trump grabs it and takes a bite. But only then does he realize that the salami therein is well past its best before date.Thank you, Brother and Sister Yates.
"This tastes awful!" he says.
Then he ends up with a stomach ache for the rest of the day, makes a bad decision, and loses $100 million.
This has been your Monday Schadenfreude.