Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Campaign Diary, Day 10: Let's roll.

I haven't mentioned the Marijuana Party yet, so let's give them a little space today, hmm? From The Globe:
The Marijuana Party opens its national campaign headquarters in Montreal today, unveiling its new slogan: "The Marijuana Party: Let's Roll." Party Leader Marc-Boris...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on. Back this gravy train up...

"Let's Roll?" Remember a little thing called 9/11? Remember a little hero named Todd Beamer? Remember a little American president named Bush and a little war on terror that began with those words?

Yikes, Marijuana Party... What were you thinking? Perhaps you've been smokin' a little Wacky Tobaccy, if you know what I mean? Ho, ho, ho. Firin' up a little reefer, hmm? Hoo, hoo, hoo. Tokin' up? Hee, hee, hee.

Ahem.

Back to the Globe article:
Party Leader Marc-Boris St-Maurice, 35, says the party, which wants marijuana legalized, has more than 100 candidates. To fund the campaign, Mr. St-Maurice, who is a candidate in Mr. Martin's LaSalle Emard riding, says the party will sell marijuana seeds. And he claims it's all business over at his headquarters -- there is no junk food for those who get the munchies. "I don't have time to smoke pot during this damn election," Mr. St-Maurice says.
Ba-dum ching! I guess it's bring your own punchline day here at On the Fence.

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