Could Kerry win?
He's a smidgen ahead in the electoral college today! (Pardon me for using a decidedly off-the-fence punctuation mark.)
You know what won't win Kerry the election? This meme going around that he was being fed lines by Karl Rove during last week's debate through a receiver on his back and a transistor in his ear.
a) Bush is not stupid. That's just a myth. A myth, I should add, that has led to the Democrats to repeatedly underestimate Bush and alienate the average-intelligenced masses. Give it up.
b) Bush's campaign team is not full of freakin' morons. If, for some reason, they decided to secretly wire Bush, they wouldn't have done it so that he looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
c) There's a reasonable explanation for that weird bulge on his back that the Bush-haters just want to ignore: He is part alien.