Useless piece of information to help the bitter pill of defeat go down a little easier...
Listen up naysayers: More people voted for John Kerry on Tuesday than any other American presidential candidate in history... except for George W. Bush.
That's right. It goes a little something like this:
1) Bush 2004: Approximately 58 million votes.
2) Kerry 2004: Approximately 55 million votes
3) Reagan 1984: Approximately 54.4 million votes.
How do you like them apples, Zombie Reagan? Huh? Huh?
Sigh. This doesn't make me feel any better at all. Stupid Sad Tree. "I was in Vietnam! I was in Vietnam!" Shut up, you idiot!
[Source: AFX, Gunter.]