Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Senators-Children Deathmatch!

One night only in the Red Chamber... Senators and the Usher of the Black Rod take on the nation's children in a battle to the death. (Or 75 years of age, whichever comes first.) Come on down and watch the Standing committees bring children to their knees. Live match will be broadcast on CPAC Pay-per-View.

Just when you thought Parliament Hill couldn't have more of an image problem: "I have stood around here and watched Senators hit children."

Post-script

Oh, Ujjal... Aren't you feeling a little "personal pressure" of late? Maybe you should step down and go on leave, too. Just because of stress, of course, not because you did anything wrong or are a really bad liar or anything. Hint, hint...

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