If you're not following the George Galloway meltdown, you must. From Saturday:
THE credibility of George Galloway was looking increasingly strained yesterday after the controversial MP, a contestant in the cult reality show Celebrity Big Brother, was seen by millions of TV viewers pretending to be a cat...In tonight's episode, Mr. Galloway "danced to Great Balls of Fire wearing an Elvis wig, sideburns and a leather jacket."
As house contestants bedded down to another night inside the "house", speculation over Mr Galloway's political future was intensifying after a bizarre episode in which the arch critic of the Iraq war crouched on all fours and pretended to be a cat at the feet of actress Rula Lenska.
The Dundee-born Respect MP for Bethnal Green and Bow pretended to drink from Lenska's cupped hands and was stroked behind the ears by the actress.
Mr Galloway's animal impression came after 57-year-old Lenska was asked by the unseen voice of Big Brother to test whether humans could communicate with animals. In another task set by producers, he helped Lenska try to read the mind of a goldfish.
Please, please, please do not vote him off, oh housemates! This is too much fun.