"I wish I knew how to quit you."
In related news, Dear Liam Lacey -- lighten up, dude! Jay Leno's joke -- "Hey, just a week to go until Elton John's wedding. You know where Elton's honeymooning? Brokeback Mountain." -- isn't homophobic. It's just lame. Like all Leno jokes.
Also, I didn't see it, but I laughed when you wrote that Nathan Lane sang Oklahomo! from Brokeback Mountain: the Musical on David Letterman. That's funny! Why you so grumpy?