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Yesterday, Frank Gehry laced up to play defence for Wayne Gretzky. The famed architect showed up at an Art Gallery of Ontario press conference wearing a Gretzky-style Canada bomber jacket in "solidarity" with his hockey superstar friend and launched a slap shot straight at the members of the press who have gone after the Great One over the NHL gambling scandal.
"[Gretzky] is one of the straightest arrows in history," said Gehry, who is more often associated with curved or squiggly lines. "I guarantee he did nothing wrong and I'll swear by it."