Shoo flu, you poo.
My doc says it's the flu or a "flu-type virus." But how? I got the flu shot...
Well, apparently, the vaccine only prevents the flu in 70% to 90% of healthy people. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket.
My doc also says they didn't pick all the right flu strains for the vaccine this year.
Okay, back to bed. You don't want to read about the flu and I'm having trouble following and processing the news with this fever. Did Wayne Gretzky cross the floor and join the Russians?