Nominations for the next Poet Laureate...
... are due July 31.
Who should I put forward? Leonard Cohen could use the salary, but he sure doesn't need the prestige.
Perhaps Christian Bök? Or is everyone so over him?
What about Sherwin Tjia? He's super, but pretty obscure. (And my friend.)
But all poets are obscure. (And my friend.)
Except John Allemang. Anyone but John Allemang, please.