Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Overheard.

At the deli counter in Loblaw's at Bathurst and St. Clair. A man in a blazer wearing sunglasses is talking on his cellphone.

Man (covering his cellphone mouthpiece): Yeah, I'll take some of that. Yeah, 300 milligrams or grams or whatever, I don't know, whatever you measure in.

My reactions:

A) Good god.
B) Doesn't a man like this go out for lunch?
C) Actually, it's kinda touching that a man like this is packing his own lunch.
D) "Can I try some of this honey maple turkey?"
E) (Heh, heh... Little does the deli woman know that I already know what that tastes like. Free snack! Heh, heh...)
F) Man, the price of coldcuts are going up.

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