The problem with the information superhighway.
Is that sometimes you get too much information. You know, you learn things you'd rather not learn. But it's like a car crash - you look even though you know very well you shouldn't.
Yeah, handing someone with a broken heart the Internet is like a putting a pitcher of beer in front of an alcoholic.
Google, you fiend. MySpace, you traitor. Facebook, you cad.
Thank God I don't have a Blackberry is all I can say. There'd be no escape.