Is "pump" what people who say "fudge" instead of "fuck" say for "hump"? I ask because I was just reading Steve Dale's latest My Pet World column and a woman wrote in with the following question:
Our 4-year-old Pomeranian loves to pump pillows. We can't stop her unless I close the doors to every room where there's a pillow. She's doesn't pump people's legs like most dogs; she just pumps pillows. How do we stop her?Stop her? Hire her out! Can she do air mattresses too? What about bicycle tires?
Anyway. Yeah. So I'm on vacation. Obvs.