Wednesday, August 08, 2007

"Pumps pillows"?

Is "pump" what people who say "fudge" instead of "fuck" say for "hump"? I ask because I was just reading Steve Dale's latest My Pet World column and a woman wrote in with the following question:
Our 4-year-old Pomeranian loves to pump pillows. We can't stop her unless I close the doors to every room where there's a pillow. She's doesn't pump people's legs like most dogs; she just pumps pillows. How do we stop her?
Stop her? Hire her out! Can she do air mattresses too? What about bicycle tires?

Anyway. Yeah. So I'm on vacation. Obvs.

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