One day we're going to live in Paris. I promise. I'm on it.
This Friendly Fires track, plus the latest singles from Amy Winehouse, Plain White T's, Newton Faulkner and Muscles reviewed by me in the Guardian Guide. Pick up a copy on at yer local newsagent today.
Yes, I've gone over to the dark side and become a music reviewer! Don't worry, I won't make a habit of it...
Here is a theatre review to make up for it
· Macbeth with Patrick Stewart: Overrated! Seriously, the witches rap. And stop with the hammy howling, Picard!
PS. I'm seriously mad about Crystal Castles right now.