Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Big Peanut: Everybody's enemy now...

From the wires: "There is new information available about the recent salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter from a plant in Georgia.

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said at least 12 times over the past two years the Peanut Corporation of America has knowingly sold products that had tested positive for salmonella."

I know at least one anthropomorphic arachide bigwig who just dropped his cane and let his monocle fall out of his eye in rage that his plot to poison America has been foiled...


Michael Black said...

So is there a real conspiracy to poison the US,
or is it a conspiracy theorist going after the
peanut simply because George Washington Carver
is important in the sort of recent history
of the legume?


Jen G. said...

Are nut bans promoting hysteria?

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